"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"
"At the age of four, I wanted to be eight. At the age of eight, I wanted to be 16. At the age of 16, when I started driving, I wanted to be a Ferrari. And now, at the age of middle, I want to be Stalin’s mustache and matching armpit hair. But only for personal reasons, not political."
"I believe the love shared between two people shouldn’t be secretly shared with a third. Not even if I am vacationing on the moon, and that third person is my clone."
"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."
"Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it."
"I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can."