#God

"You are the God. You are the embodiment of God. The moment you start to love everyone and everything, you are doing your divine duty."

"I try to make my life about service, and hope that one day we can all 'see' a little better because God is with everyone and everywhere."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"We must transcend the illusion that money or power has any bearing on our worthiness as children of God."

"Be content not with your lot in life but with being here in the flow of life. The glories of creation are in your very cells; you are made of the same mindstuff as the angels, the stars, and god himself."

"When I think of existence, I cannot help but wonder, "What is life, anyway?"Where do I fit in the grand scheme of life? What is the point of it, anyway? Is this a test—and if so, am I passing it?"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And it hasn't stopped since."

"A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor."

"It was by faith, nothing wavering, that Joseph saw God our Eternal Father and Jesus Christ, His Son."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Sexual living is a reflection of God's love for us. It has two key qualities, which is faithfulness and creativity of new life."

"I always thought when I got older that God would sort of come into my life in some way. He didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I'd have the same opinion about me that he does."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."