#happiness

"LEONATOWell, then, go you into hell?BEATRICENo, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and there live we as merry as the day is long."

"The secret of happiness is not doing what we like but in liking what we do."

"I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

"Happiness depends upon ourselves."

"Do not look for happiness outside yourself. The awakened seek happiness inside."

"If you're not making someone else's life better, then you're wasting your time. Your life will become better by making other lives better."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Really high-minded people are indifferent to happiness, especially other people's."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"The thing about life is, you’ve got to somehow make it through the day. Don’t wait for the beautiful evening. Go on with your life. Of course, the beautiful evening will come. In fact, she’s on her way. And she’s coming to you as fast as she can. And dude, she’s beautiful."

"Beauty is a heart with wings."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"When you have done your best and still failed, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Rome wasn’t built in a day, but that's because they never used Cosmic Ordering."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Ever since happiness heard your name, it has been running through the streets trying to find you."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."