#happiness

"Don’t just wish you were rich, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"[F]or just one second, look at your life and see how perfect it is. Stop looking for the next secret door that is going to lead you to your real life. Stop waiting. This is it: there's nothing else. It's here, and you'd better decide to enjoy it or you're going to be miserable wherever you go, for the rest of your life, forever."

"Sometimes you get everything you ever wanted, only it doesn't look like what you wanted anymore."

"When it comes down to it, even on the natural plane, it is much happier and more enlivening to love than to be loved."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Compromise brings harmony to both, happiness to none."

"I don’t think man was meant to attain happiness so easily. Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it."

"How can you tell somebody who is pursuing happiness that they're somehow not American when that was the very first promise that America made?"

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

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"The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation, but you thoughts about it. Be aware of the thoughts you are thinking."

"Suffering teaches joy."

"For a woman to deny the necessity of true love in her life would be to deny herself, and her creator."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"A life of happiness, peace, and love is all within our grasp."

"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so wants nothing. The greatest blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach. A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it may be, without wishing for what he has not."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Let the love of the moon kiss you good night, let the morning sun wake you up with loving light."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."