#happiness

"The greatest thing about dreams is they don’t expire. They can lay dormant for years and when you pull them out and dust them off, they shine like new."

"Tatsuya: What you have "right now"won't necessarily continue on until forever...Hiro: ... Yeah, I know."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"That should be the measure of success for everyone. It's not money, it's not fame, it's not celebrity; my index of success is happiness."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"People expected something for nothing, that’s why they did nothing so beautifully these days."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Separate yourself from those who hinder your vision. Make a choice to walk away from the trap set to ensnare you. Realize when someone is pulling you backwards every time you take a step forward. Separate from them and the result of your action will be a life of success."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Art is unquestionably one of the purest and highest elements in human happiness. It trains the mind through the eye, and the eye through the mind. As the sun colors flowers, so does art color life."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations."

"The joy from eating does not come from the exclusivity of the food, but instead from the sensitivity that we eat it with."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"