#happiness

"Stay away from conflictive, negative people that pull you down, because they contaminate your energy and impede your progress. Search for people who look at the world with optimism, that inspire you, make you happy and provide peace of mind."

"There’s the impossible and then there’s Cosmic Ordering."

"I silently smiled at my incessant good fortune."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"It’s not about working for money, it’s about having money work for you."

"The greenest of pastures are right here on earth."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."