#hope

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Hope is something that can never be taken from you unless you allow someone to take it. If you never lose hope, you will never truly be poor."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"The more death, the more birth. People are entering, others are exiting. The cry of a baby, the mourning of others. When others cry, the other are laughing and making merry. The world is mingled with sadness, joy, happiness, anger, wealth, poverty, etc."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"We need never be without hope because we can never be irreparably broken."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be."