#humans

"In meetings philosophy might work,on the field practicality works."

"No ideology is worth a Human life."

"I have a hundred-year-old aunt who aspires to sainthood, and whose only wish has been to go into the convent, but no congregation, not even the Little Sisters of Charity, could tolerate her for more than a few weeks, so the family has had to look after her. Believe me, there is nothing so insufferable as a saint, I wouldn't sic one on my worst enemy."

"ONE BUT MANYOne God, many faces.One family, many races.One truth, many paths.One heart, many complexions.One light, many reflections.One world, many imperfections.ONE.We are all one,But many."

"One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious."

"People expected something for nothing, that’s why they did nothing so beautifully these days."

"If I were a tree, I would have no reason to love a human."

"To assess the quality of thoughts of people, don't listen to their words, but watch their actions."

"So those who wished for some central cosmic purpose for us, or at least our world, or at least our solar system, or at least our galaxy, have been disappointed, progressively disappointed. The universe is not responsive to our ambitious expectations."

"I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain."

"I cannot compromise my respect for your love. You can keep your love, I will keep my respect."

"Let people be the pursuits of happiness, you be the pursuit of perfection."

"Your comfort zone is a place where you keep yourself in a self-illusion and nothing can grow there but your potentiality can grow only when you can think and grow out of that zone."

"By Hays' reasoning, penetrating a rectum with a penis is a violation of how God meant humans to function. However, penetrating a human body with a sword, a common way to kill people in biblical times, is acceptable. Apparently human bodies were designed to be penetrated by metal implements, but not by flesh."

"Entertainment is temporary happiness, but the real happiness is permanent entertainment."

"We are star stuff harvesting sunlight."

"The most unlucky generation is the one which couldn't produce a hero to look upto."

"Compromise brings harmony to both, happiness to none."

"Between natural ability and education choose natural ability, as it will keep you happy and will fetch you the glory sooner."

"People don't always want to be with people. It gets tiring."