#inspirational-quotes

"Success always hugs you in private,but failure slaps you in the public..."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"You must give everything to make your life as beautiful as the dreams that dance in your imagination."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"No matter where we live on the planet or how difficult our situation seems to be, we have the ability to overcome and transcend our circumstances."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"she was lucky if he stood behind her. Not so lucky if he came to crush her. And a woman might only learn the truth of it—when he walked out of her life. Highlighted by 9 Kindle users"

"Behind your greatest fears lie your greatest rewards."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"The storm stops at the door. Love reigns, peace dwells."

"An intelligent person looks for problems to solve. The wise person looks for solutions."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"A child is a Soul, a Unit Consciousness materialized on Earth to learn, fulfill its purpose contributing within the Matrix of Gaia. Our parents fought for ‘Expression of Thoughts’, ‘Equality’, we now have a task to fight for the Supremacy of Love over Control within all Areas of Life.‘Conscious Parenting by Natasa Pantovic Nuit Quotes about kids development soul"