#inspirational-quotes

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Be a star in someone's dark sky."

"Everyday gratitude sweetens what appears flavorless and brightens all that appears dim."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"God would light the way. Faith would keep them on the right path."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"To say that a being who is sentient has no interest in continuing to live is like saying that a being with eyes has no interest in continuing to see. Death—however “humane”—is a harm for humans and nonhumans alike."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Don't worry about the negative people may say about you. Learn from it and move on."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Walau tak ada yang sempurna, hidup ini indah begini adanya. Filosofi Kopi"

"Behind your greatest fears lie your greatest rewards."