#inspirational-quotes

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"They don't have to know the real you for you to keep being that amazing you! Don't let someone's negative spirit disrupt or corrupt yours. Be you for...you. God is the one that you want to see who you really are."

"Excuses; the great chains that entangle purposeful life to the pillar of unpurposeful living"

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Every time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing that there's life after death."

"Dining with the King; your attire, attitude and mentality must change."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Receiving is good but giving is much better. Nevertheless, sharing is the best."

"I am powerful in my love for myself. The truth of my being is I love myself exactly as I am. I honor my empowered heart."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"There's a lot of talk these days about giving children self-esteem. It's not something you can give; it's something they have to build."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."