#inspirational-quotes

"Be Yourself cuz its necessary"

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Write the book you want to read"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Quella vita ch'è una cosa bella, non è la vita che si conosce, ma quella che non si conosce; non la vita passata, ma la futura. Coll'anno nuovo, il caso incomincerà a trattar bene voi e me e tutti gli altri, e si principierà la vita felice. Non è vero?"

"It takes drive and focus to move from potential to reality."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Daily love and kindness are the path to a happy life."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"The tide was a poem that only time could create, and I watched it stream and brim and makes its steady dash homeward, to the ocean."

"You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"The spirit and soul are the body and brain, which are destructible-that is precisely why they are so precious."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."