#knowing-oneself

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."