#knowing-oneself

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

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"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."