#knowing-oneself

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

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"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."