#life

"Take what comes and live life without complaint. What will be, will be. Life is a woman's gift; death is God's."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."

"Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can."

"People inspire you, or they drain you. PICK THEM WISELY."

"There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don't fit into their box are weird. But I'll tell you what, generic people are the weird people. They are like genetically-manipulated plants growing inside a laboratory, like indistinguishable faces, like droids. Like ignorance."

"To see the magic of life look through the wondrous eyes of a child."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"People expected something for nothing, that’s why they did nothing so beautifully these days."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice."

"Yesterday was a closed book, tomorrow, however, was another story."

"The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself."

"Hope is a necessity for normal life and the major weapon against the suicide impulse."

"Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others."

"No matter how qualified or deserving we are, we will never reach a better life until we can imagine it for ourselves and allow ourselves to have it."

"You couldn't relive your life, skipping the awful parts, without losing what made it worthwhile. You had to accept it as a whole--like the world, or the person you loved."

"Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."