#Meditation

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"The meditative mind sees disagreeable or agreeable things with equanimity, patience, and good-will. Transcendent knowledge is seeing reality in utter simplicity. (146)"

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"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Perfect prayer does not consist in many words, silent remembering and pure intention raises the heart to that supreme Power."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."