#Meditation

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope, For hope would be hope for the wrong thing."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling"