#Meditation

"Do not speak about anyone who is not physically present."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

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