#Meditation

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Sitting still is a pain in the ass."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Self-observation is the first step of inner unfolding."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."