#Meditation

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Observing your thoughts, feelings & sensations is the grist of the practice."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"The practice of lovingkindness can uplift us & relieve sorrow & unhappiness."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."