#middle-finger

"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."

"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."

"I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on."

"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."