Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisi... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."
"This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness."
"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."
"When stuck in outer space, moonwalk home. I can dance as well as any hitchhiker in the galaxy, and you can 42 off if you don’t believe me."
"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."