#mind-body-spirit

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"There’s the impossible and then there’s Cosmic Ordering."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Share your aspirations only with those who will support you, not those who will respond with doubt or lack of interest."

"For many, lack of achievement is more a consequence of fear of taking a chance and getting uncomfortable."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"To think is good. To obsess is bad."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Believe and achieve with Cosmic Ordering."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"You willed yourself to where you are today, so will yourself out of it."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."