#mind-body-spirit

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"No matter whether you believe in luck or chance, the final decision is from yourself."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"With Cosmic Ordering you can count your chickens before they have hatched."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."