#mind-body-spirit

"Having faith makes you vibrate at a frequency level that is identical to that of the universe, providing you a result that you would not have arrived at before."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."

"Athletes who are able to stay completely focused in pursuit of their dreams are the ones that are most likely to become champions."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Don’t let time make a fool of you, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."