#mind-body-spirit

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"When faced with a hurdle then give it all you've got to jump over it because it can't be done in two stages."

"No need to steal someone’s thunder, with Cosmic Ordering you can make your own."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"We can live forever even with an impactful shorter-life."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"When you know love then that is the time you forget hate."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"If you are faced with a lost opportunity, think of the shifting reality and be ready to catch it when it comes your way. This is the way reality functions."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."