#mind-body-spirit

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"You didn’t fail, you just didn’t use Cosmic Ordering."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"You can forget trying to climb the success ladder, all you will ever need in life is brought to you in the Cosmic Ordering elevator."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"The first law of attraction is use Cosmic Ordering now."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Change your life! Wake up and smell the Cosmic Ordering success."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

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"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Using your mind is a faster method to getting what you want. I mean, all you have to do is sit there. What could be easier?"

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Follow your heart. It will lead you to where you need to be."