#mind-body-spirit

"On the other hand, if the future is not the one you chose then you may have to use your willpower to obtain the future of your liking."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"The realisation that limitations are imaginary will make you strong and overpowering."

"Without friends you have nothing!"

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"To make Cosmic Ordering work you have to start using it."

"So, and it is common sense, be in the moment to make things happen in that moment."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Use Cosmic Ordering now, not as a morning after pill."

"Time is the wisest counselor of all, but Cosmic Ordering is the biggest provider."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."