#mind-body-spirit

"Once we open our eyes to the infinite magic that the universe has in abundance, we are sure to be enthralled by what we see and this miraculous creation gets us closer to our dreams and to the world as a whole."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Wealth creation is 10% of what you know and 90% Cosmic Ordering."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Failure is a steppingstone to poverty, Cosmic Ordering is an elevator to success."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"In the beginning man was poor, then along came Cosmic Ordering."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."