#misattributed-mark-twain

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."

"Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint."

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."