#nap

"Every time I go to sleep, I know I may never wake up. How could anyone expect to? You drop your tiny, helpless mind into a bottomless well, crossing your fingers and hoping when you pull it out on its flimsy fishing wire it hasn't been gnawed to bones by nameless beasts below."

"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."

"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."