#positive-motivation

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."