#positive-motivation

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."