#positive-motivation

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."