#positive-motivation

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."