#positive-motivation

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."