#positive-motivation

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."