#power-of-love

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."