#power-of-love

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."