#power-of-love

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."