#power-of-love

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."