#power-of-love

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."