#power-of-love

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."