#power-of-love

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."