#power-of-love

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."