#power-of-love

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."