#power-of-love

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."