#power-of-thoughts

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."