#power-of-thoughts

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives."

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"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."