Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortu... - Beryl Dov

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

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