#power-of-words

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."